Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Annoying
So, the boyfriend is a vegetarian (not very strict, but trying) and I am allergic to dairy (not very much, but trying to behave). This means we try to cook vegan. If you have any vegan recipes, please share those too. If not, hell, I totally don't blame you. Cheese and meat are some of the best foods in the world!
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I am sad for you.
No worries, I promise. I had pizza last night, and there will be feta on my salad at lunch. I just have to limit for dairy intake or my sinuses explode!
Mmmm....feta. There will be feta on my salad at lunch too! Like, we're totally same-same.
I don't have exploding sinus issues though so I've also been known to eat the better part of a round of Brie in one sitting.
Perhaps I should develop exploding sinuses as an approach to dieting?
Well, unlike lactose intolerance, which is painful and humiliating, exploding sinuses (milk allergy) is just annoying. So I still eat whatever I want a lot of the time. It appears like a seasonal allergy cuz in spring I have ice cream... every day... or more. So for dieting I recommend developing lactose intolerance. Or IBS (I prefer to call it by its old name, Spastic Colon).
You're totally on to something here!
My sister lost 4 sizes after getting into a car accident and having her jaw wired shut. My friend Rachel has lost 30lbs in the year since she was diagnosed as lactose intolerant.
Sadly, I fear that these methods, along with developing any bowel afflicting or other illness, might be a bad idea. Though it would save me from that pesky self-discipline problem I have. Perhaps there is some sort of Extreme Dieting reality show borne of this nonsense...
;)
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